wired coulter's mouth shut

i had a dream that i was trying to nurse my newborn baby and he was having none of it. so i sat him down and we had a very grown-up conversation about why it was important for him to breast feed. he finally agreed when i told him that baby tiger's do it, so he should too.

2 comments:

becky said...

i think a good rule of thumb is to stop breastfeeding your kids by the time they can talk. because otherwise you're having conversations about your titties with your children.

lady ace said...

and you woke up and you were breastfeeding a park street cat?