I Was Just Thinking

I wish I could have a sex dream with someone I actually wouldn't mind having sex with...instead of Mariah Carey.

This Is Also Not A Dream

I can't believe I'm jealous of people who are going to Comic Con.


I got a text in my dream the other night that said "I will not buy the safe cage for 5 dollars, you pervert".


I woke myself up at 5 am today, singing (aloud) that "Mmmmm...whatcha saaay" song from the Saturday Night Live skit and now I can't get the song out of my head. I am no longer suprised at how closely associated that song is with gun violence.