Someone was about to throw a pen with a dragon shaped eraser on top of it at my face and I woke myself up yelling "Apu! Nooo!"


I don't remember much from my dream last night, but I do remember that there was a narrator in it, who at one point said in a low, baritone voice "...and everyone was cool".


I took guitar lessons from someone named Manfink last night.

This Is Not A Dream...

I noticed on my stat counter that someone was directed to my blog by googling the phrase "he had a tiny penis" and I'd just like to make sure I stay at the top of that search list.


I had a dream that my friends' parents took me on vacation with them and I loved it. They had a really nice house boat.


I dreamt that Animal Collective redecorated my house and they were quite innovative with their design.