what are you doing on tv?

i dreamed that i was headed to london with obama's press detail. right as one of the other press agents climbed into my sleeping bag and asked me to marry him, the plane we were on crashed into a river. but we all survived. but one of my two front teeth fell out.

14 comments:

Ems said...

I like that you crashed into a river instead of the ocean...seems like you'd be more likely to survive that kind of thing.

brian said...

why is everyone dreaming about presidents and shit?

becky said...

i like that you had a sleeping bag on the plane. i think you're onto something...

Hoon said...

i'm blaming it on their 2 billion advertising dollars.

brian said...

there's been a lot of the money spent convincing us that obama represents change. it's funny that we still take the idea of change seriously.

natali said...

so i think you (brian) and matt mischarachterized the zoo vote. its not to get rid of the zoo its just to make improvements. like paying someone to hug the baby monkeys.

i want to be that person. vote yes to the zoo.

bud g chord said...

vote yes if you want the animal abuse to continue.

brian said...

i heard it was for some polar bear exhibit.

here's my position (since i think you're mischaracterizing me):

1. zoos may be morally wrong
2. the hogle zoo his hopelessly underfunded and the animals live in terrible conditions
2a. renewing the zoo won't raise the budget close to what is needed to adequately increase the standard of living for most of the animals
2b. in fact, they're most likely going to spend it on attractions rather than on the animals
3. closing the zoo may cause more harm to the animals than they're currently suffering due to lack of funding
3a. i dont know if not renewing the zoo will force it's closure
3a1. but if it did close, what would they do with the animals? send them to other (hopefully better funded) zoos? sell them to the circus?
4. voting to renew the zoo or not will probably have little impact on improving the conditions of the animals.
5. it probably doesnt matter which way i vote, so i might as well vote for it.

natali said...

i want them to bring back those wax animal machines. can i renew those?

lady ace said...

oh yeah. those were bomb.

lady ace said...

maybe they should close the zoo. but end it all with a "zoostraunt". haven't you always wondered what baby penguins taste like??

Hoon said...

i only want to eat the animals in the zoo that have already eaten humans.

natali said...

i want an elephant wax toy. i would take a tiger though.

bud g chord said...

i've been to the circus. they only want dogs and cats.