This Is Not A Dream...

I noticed on my stat counter that someone was directed to my blog by googling the phrase "he had a tiny penis" and I'd just like to make sure I stay at the top of that search list.

6 comments:

nathaniel said...

guilty!

Melis said...

You were in my dream last night. Every one was going to the big city fair or something, I ran into you there, but you had your natural hair color (or at least what it was when you were young) and you were wearing an Easter bunny outfit. I was shocked that you actually wore it. Then you defended me when a famous author was mad I hadn't read her book, and showed her that it was taking me so long because I was trying to take a picture representing he emotion of every line I had read, (I was only on page 10 doing it this way). You were so convincing in your argument Tom Hanks came up and declared from now on you were going to be his realestate agent, asked for your card and handed you his previous realestate agent's card for you to destroy to show he was serious. (Some how by this point we were all swimming in the bay, but I am not sure how or why). So yeah my dreams are messed up but at least you end up with a rad job.

Hoon said...

Melisa! Wow. My favorite part is that Tom Hanks gave me his old real estate agent's card to destroy...just so I knew for fact that he wanted my services.

Cindy said...

People used to come to my blog by googling "wife swapping." I've never been so proud.

B. said...

How does one obtain such a counter?

Hoon said...

c - thanks for the enthusiastic link.

b - www.statcounter.org