3.29.07

I had a dream about clipping my fingernails, which I think is hilarious.

3.24.07

I dreamt that I worked for a large (quantity) black family and kept buying them shampoo with the wrong spf in it. The spf I bought was way too low for the large black family's needs.

3.23.07

I dreamt Steven Puente and I fought off the Argentinian army with my kitchen chairs.

3.22.07

I dreamt I moved into the most kickass house and had a swimming pool and full kitchen in my room. I didn't want the room though, cause i was only allowed to use a dingy shower curtain to close off the kitchen/pool from the rest of the bedroom and everyone I lived with said I was shallow.

3.14.07

I dreamt I went bald on the right half of my head just.

3.12.07

I dreamt that I got fired for golfing in my parents driveway.

3.8.07

I dreamt I had sex with Michael Bolton. He had a tiny penis and got angry at me because it wasn't working.