Mmmm...Cheese Delights.
I am starting my 30 day vegan diet tomorrow. Goodbye wonderful, delicious cheese.
My Own Superbowl?
I was given a medicine dropper and a mixing bowl full of an illegal drug (known only as H) that looked like orange crush and three boys told me that I couldn't get up from the table til I finished the whole bowl.
My Own Discreet Charm
I woke up from a dream about my mom stealing pillows and sat on the end of my bed trying shake the grog out of me. Then two feral cats pushed their way through my door and started eating my toes. Then I really woke up, terrified.
What Are They Gonna Do With It?
I got stranded at my parents house and was hoping they'd lend me their futuristic minivan to drive home, but they were having a meat freezer installed, so it didn't work out.
You Still Dial Cell Phones, Don't You?
Last night I had a dream that I left a movie with Robert Downey, Jr. in it about shooting people to sneak into a movie with Robert Downey, Jr. in it about loving people.
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