don't shush me

i gave a guy at the orange juice stand in sf 5 dollars to make me some orange juice and he took my five dollars and ate them right in front of me.

michael jackson died of swine flu

i had a work dream last night. i had to make a blanket explaining the spread of swine flu in salt lake and my feelings about it and i never got to see my blanket but my co-workers told me it was really nice.

just me and my laser pointer

i dreamed i made a movie i was really proud of and danny hurley mocked it and i was deeply hurt.

a serious fear of birds

someone told me to chop up snakes and eels and put them in my garden to make my garden grow. then i walked outside and there were snakes and eels everywhere, just waiting to die for me.

experience those experiences

i had a dream that i went to japan and the only way to get there was by plane, then pontoon boat, then submarine and no one wanted to get on the submarine. but it was the only way.

our easter feet

i had a dream that an old lady spoiled my meal by throwing dryer sheets on it. i've been dreaming about laundry a lot lately.i think that probably means i need to tell someone my secrets or something.

jerk

i dreamed i had a $220 burger (130 for the burger and a 90 dollar "airport fee"). i kept telling the waiter that i didn't want this 200 dollar hamburger and he would correct me and say no no...it's 220 dollars. he was a jerk.