1st Lady/Lady Ace Scandal

Last night I had a dream that I had recently ended a secret love affair with Michelle Obama. No one else knew about it except us. She was really worried that I was going to tell someone, so she blackmailed me. (There was no sex in this dream. It was totally after the fact. Sorry.)

This Isn't That Great, But...

Last night I dreamt that I was watching a Project Runway marathon--like the whole season all in one sitting (which isn't too far-fetched). But p-run slowly evolved from a fashion design contest in the early episodes to gymnastics contest toward the end of the season... that's all.

I dreamed that when I left Utah forever everyone I knew turned out to say goodbye. And I felt really loved, even though it hurt that everyone was throwing water balloons at me.

deregulation

i had a dream that the cutest little spiders asked me if they could crawl on my legs. they were very polite.

last night I had a dream where I was watching the second session of Mormon Conference with my friend Melissa at her apartment.

also, that's what I actually did yesterday. I won't always be so boring though (I might be).

i think about it like you're on vacation

and i hope you are having a nice trip.

last night's dream had too many things to remember, but it seems to me that the moral of the dream was to watch as little tv as possible. but i do remember getting into multiple fist fights because i spit in some faces but, to be fair, the was a unscheduled meeting of insurance agents and doctors in my room focused on how to con senior citizens into buying these faulty glasses. plus everyone was wearing suits. i hate that. earlier, one of my roommates had a psychotic episode and started shooting my other roommates with a shotgun while i hid under my bed. then it was snowing and all the elementary kids were throwing snowballs at me. but i wasn't sad about that, i was sad about the snow.

enjoying internet legitimacy

hey guys...

we made it!

finally.